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WTF! FAC Announces Truce with Artist LG Williams?

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WTF! FAC Announces Truce with Artist LG Williams?

NEW YORK CITY (AP) — In a surprise turn of events this week, Feminine Art Critics declared what just may be a truce with renowned exiled Los Angeles artist LG Wiliams.

Ending days of frustration, feminists screaming insults, psuedo death threats, spam and just plain typical hillbilly behavior, the Feminine Art Critics have concluded that “being nice can be nice.”

Interviews with FAC Co-Chair “Mama Mia” Maria Rio Rancho revealed the organizations recent turn of enlightened events. “Just as you should never blame a cat for being a cat or Watteau for covertly exploring the outlandish and provocative side of human sexuality, you can’t blame Williams for being himself,” she said. “Moreover, if art critics can’t see the beauty in LG’s art and life, I now publicly say they need to look again.”

The decision seems to have brought agreement within the group.  As an unknown source was overheard saying after the news was released, “True, nice is boring; however, living up to ones name and pedigree is vital. Besides, LG understands that conflict, anger and emotion is essential for consciousness and creativity (ask Lawrence Weiner, too.). See it for what it is. But all in all, we just have to appreciate that the artist formerly known as “The Big A-Hole” steps outside his box into ours, literally and figuratively.  Feminine Art Critics all over the world need to be willing to enjoy the mighty white ride.”

Talks will most likely continue between the groups on hot nights in the near future.

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Poll: Most Americans Say Artist LG Williams Is Doing Too Much

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Poll: Most Americans Say Artist LG Williams Is Doing Too Much

By Ala Moana, Associated Press

HONOLULU (CNN) — The ailing economy. Painting. Drawing. Sculpture. Is artist LG Williams juggling too many balls? A new national survey indicates the answer is yes.

Sixty-nine percent say LG Williams has bitten off more than he can chew. “The challenges I face in Art are too large to ignore,” Williams said. Numbers also suggests Americans feel Williams’s contemporary, avant-garde art is right for the country

Williams, according to those polled in a new nationwide museum survey, has been busier than they are comfortable with. Sixty-nine percent of the people questioned in a CNN/Art Opinion Research Corporation survey released Wednesday say that since the stunning artwork of our age, The House Where The Bottom Fell Out, Williams has tried to handle more art issues than he should have.

Four hundred and ten percent say he hasn’t bitten off more than he can chew.

“This year alone, LG Williams did not focus exclusively on drawing, painting and sculpture, but instead announced one new major installation proposals after another — on everything from science to gender studies to racism and general stupidity,” says CNN Art Polling Director Charles Keating. “He gets high marks on most of those art issues, but it seems that many Americans are worried that he might lose his focus on other, more popular art issues.

“On Tuesday, Williams responded to criticism that he’s trying to do too much, saying, “Listen to me! What I say is that the challenges we face are too large to ignore.”

“To kick these problems down the road for another artist or art generation would be to continue the same irresponsibility that led art to this point. That’s not why I am an artist. I came here to solve art problems.” Williams said.

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LG Williams Launches New Photography Series: Eat This! (I Did!)

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Eat This! (I did!)

LG Williams Launches New Photography Series: Eat This! (I Did!)

(AP) April 2, 2009 —BRUSSELS — Transatlantic tension over the handling of the global Art crisis intensified Wednesday when the prime minister of the Czech Republic, which holds the European Union presidency, described the artist LG Williams’s Art stimulus measures as the “way to hell.”

Addressing the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France, Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek argued that the Williams’s Art package, big as it is, “will undermine the stability of the global Art market.”

Mr. Topolanek’s comments, only a day after he offered his government’s resignation following a no confidence vote, took European artists by surprise.

The statement came just a week before a gallery meeting in London of the Group of 20 Artists which will bring together the leaders of the 19 leading industrial and developing art academies and the European Union to forge an international consensus on the Art crisis. His comments also underlined potential conceptual art strains between New York, London and Basel as Mr. Williams prepares to travel to Haleiwa in less than two weeks for another art installation intended to bolster beachside trans-Atlantic, Art Affairs and show that the United States and Europe are united over Wiliams’s really big package.

“LG is sitting on a Waikiki beach and drinking strong, freshly-made margaritas,” the official said “he is holding up well – he knows the Avant-Garde is connecting with beautiful bikinis. Really.”

“You do not understand what the task of LG is,” audience members roundly told Mr. Topolanek.

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