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Essay: LG Williams stages a classroom printer as a miraculous Jesus image factory with twelve Neo-Apostles as witnesses, 2004

"Holy Jesus!": Miracle 'Jesus' Pictures To Appear On Ebay

This document turns a broken classroom printer into a miraculous image factory, producing ten alleged pictures of Jesus and a full parody of religious spectacle, technology, and market authentication. Williams, surrounded by students recast as the "12 Neo-Apostles," treats the unplugged printer as proof that God understands Silicon Valley better than Bill Gates. The work's comic structure is brutally exact: miracle, witness, image, plastic sleeve, eBay auction, affidavit, signatures, and missionary funding all appear as parts of the same contemporary belief system. Page four's ghostly Jesus image and page five's affidavit of authenticity complete the satire by making bureaucratic validation as important as revelation. The piece is less an attack on faith than on the machinery that turns faith, image, and commerce into mutually reinforcing evidence.

DATE:
December 9, 2004
DOCUMENT TYPE:
Essay / Critique
NAMED ARTISTS / FIGURES:
LG Williams; Jesus Christ; Bill Gates; The 12 Neo-Apostles
INSTITUTIONS / VENUES:
Hawaii Pacific University; eBay
KEYWORDS:
broken printer as miraculous image factory; 12 Neo-Apostles as classroom; Jesus on eBay; technology and religious spectacle collapsed; market authentication parodied; miracle as conceptual event; Jesus as commodity
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