LG Williams Feminine Art Critics Denounce LG Williams Sexist Art, Again, Labeling It “Crap”

By Rosaria Rio Rancho, Associated Press

(AP) — Honolulu – Poignant, powerful and pointed, the Feminist Art Critics of America screamed their latest reply to LG Williams as he was surfing Diamond Head beach yesterday: “Hey, LG, you’re art is as crappy as your worn-out aloha shorts!”

The artist, due to the high afternoon off-shore winds, was unable to be heard; however, his middle finger from his left hand could be seen extending from the rest without any visual aids from atop the cliff.

Despite this latest challenge, this aesthetic battlefield is experiencing an unlikely union, said the FAC spokeswoman. The critics have agreed to help redirect and transcend LG Williams genius and creative energy into visually pleasing art for the disillusioned masses.

As spokesperson Ms. Psaro said “sex may sell, but it needs to deliver a non-misogynist message to the buyer – even though most art buyers are old, hairy men.

We live in a time where people have lost their faith in Bank of America, Jesus Christ, foreplay and the U.S. of A, sad the FAC spokeswoman.

And while those sweet Twinkies we consume by ourselves in the dark of the night make us feel temporarily better, we now, more than ever don’t know what the fuck is going on! This is why women need Williams.

His Art needs to educate and bring meaning to these poor Ding Dong consuming folk, and we can’t do that through Williams latest undertaking, Bosoms and Bottoms Part II. ”

Talks between the two parties resumed once the artist surfed back to the warm, sunny beach.

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